Global warming?

I know, I'm so sick of it. I hate nature freak so much. I want to bulldoze every tree on the planet and boil the oceans off into space to make it easier to get at the oil in the seabeds. I want people to have to buy breathable air from the store (I HATE FREE things more than anything and especially when it's air) and I for one won't sell to those greenpeace motherfkkers. I will laugh as they die in the vacuum.